3 January 2006

Happy New Year 2006!

Dear YDMers and visitors,
We pray that 2006 began with a blast! Let us remember that all things begun with Him and finds its purposes in Him. Continue to grow and love the Lord in your faith and service to Him. May the Lord keep you and bless you, may the Lord shine His face upon you.
All the best for 2006... and keep the faith!
Always,
YDM
JUST SOMETHING TO BRIGHTEN UP THE NEW YEAR...
Joke 1:
One summer evening during a violent thunderstorm a mother was tucking her small boy into bed. She was about to turn off the light when he asked with a tremor in his voice,
"Mommy, will you sleep with me tonight?"
The mother smiled and gave him a reassuring hug. "I can't dear," she said. "I have to sleep in Daddy's room."
A long silence was broken at last by his shaky little voice: "The big sissy."
Joke 2:
A SHORT HISTORY OF MEDICINE:

"Doctor, I have an ear ache.
"2000 BC - "Here, eat this root."
1000 BC - "That root is heathen, say this prayer."
1850 AD - "That prayer is superstition, drink this potion."
1940 AD - "That potion is snake oil, swallow this pill."
1985 AD - "That pill is ineffective, take this antibiotic."
2000 AD - "That antibiotic is artificial. Here, eat this root!"

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